In my quest to come up with some unique words and definitions to use in SL to describe certain things, I have come up with Kickaplegy. Kickaplegy can be described as "Teleporting to another location and having your hair and shoes attach to your ass. Therefore, it looks like you are trying to kick your own hairy ass"
So I now have:
Obsessive Complusive Freebities (OCF)
I need to come up with something for SL Camel Toe?